Ajit ki 2crore ki lottery nikali
Robert: Lottery wala apko tax kat kar 1cr 75 lakh dega boss.
Ajit: yeh galat hai, mujhe pure 2cr do, nahin to mera 10 Rs. wapas karo.
A crow shits on Ajit, Mona gives him a tissue paper
Ajit: koi fayda nahin Mona, kauwa to udd gaya!
Ajit: Rabert meri aur meri girlfriend ki shaadi hone wali hai
Robert: Kab boss?
Ajit: meri 14 Jan ko aur uski 20 Feb ko.
Robert: Boss agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Ajit: main cooler ke samne baith jata hu
Robert: Phir bhi garmi lage to?
Ajit: to cooler chala leta hun.
Ajit: main cooler ke samne baith jata hu
Robert: Phir bhi garmi lage to?
Ajit: to cooler chala leta hun.
Ajit, pointing towards prisoner, says to Robert: “Iisko duster se maar dalo, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega.”
Ajit: “Robert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.”
Robert: “Kyu boss?”
Ajit: “Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.”
Ajit: “Robert, is bull ka stool test karo. Aakhir pataa to chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.”
Ajit: “Robert, isey peacock poison pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa...”
Ajit: “Robert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.”
Robert: “Kyu boss?”
Ajit: “Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.”
Ajit: “Robert, is bull ka stool test karo. Aakhir pataa to chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.”
Ajit: “Robert, isey peacock poison pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa...”
Rawbert: Boss, China se Mr.Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasayenge.
Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega!
Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Rawbert: Magar kyoon baas?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
