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BILL BOARD CARTOON FROM AMUL

NOSTALGIC AJIT JOKES

Ajit ki 2crore ki lottery nikali
Robert: Lottery wala apko tax kat kar 1cr 75 lakh dega boss.
Ajit: yeh galat hai, mujhe pure 2cr do, nahin to mera 10 Rs. wapas karo.


A crow shits on Ajit, Mona gives him a tissue paper
Ajit: koi fayda nahin Mona, kauwa to udd gaya!


Ajit: Rabert meri aur meri girlfriend ki shaadi hone wali hai
Robert: Kab boss?
Ajit: meri 14 Jan ko aur uski 20 Feb ko.

Robert: Boss agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
Ajit: main cooler ke samne baith jata hu
Robert: Phir bhi garmi lage to?
Ajit: to cooler chala leta hun.

Ajit, pointing towards prisoner, says to Robert: “Iisko duster se maar dalo, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega.”

Ajit: “Robert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.”
Robert: “Kyu boss?”
Ajit: “Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.”

Ajit: “Robert, is bull ka stool test karo. Aakhir pataa to chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.”

Ajit: “Robert, isey peacock poison pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa...”

Rawbert: Boss, China se Mr.Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasayenge.

Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega!

Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Rawbert: Magar kyoon baas?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.

CROW SENSE

Earlier I posted a cartoon in this blog depicting the creativity of the crow.Now read this....

New Caledonian crows, famed for their tool-making skills, can also use tools to manipulate other tools. Such “metatool” use shows that the crows have the brainpower to apply their skills to a completely new situation and plan ahead to solve a task, researchers believe.

Working with captured wild crows, Russell Gray and his team from the University of Auckland in New Zealand hid a treat in a box so that a crow could only extract it with the help of a long stick. This kind of task is easy for the tool-using crows.

But then the researchers added a twist by placing the long stick in a cage, out of the crows' reach. No problem: the birds used a second, shorter stick, to get the first one, then took it back to the box to get the food.

“Six out of seven crows tried straight away to use the short stick to get to the long tool. There was no trial and error,” says Gray.

Cognitive complexity

Metatool use is normally only seen in humans and apes. Even monkeys struggle in similar experiments. This is thought to be due to the cognitive complexity of the task, which requires using a tool on an intermediate object in a novel context before tackling the real goal, which is to extract the food.

Gray believes that the best explanation for such flexible, hierarchical behaviour is that the crows are using "analogical reasoning", applying previous experience – tool gets food - to solve a novel, but structurally similar problem – tool gets tool gets food.

But Sabine Tebbich from the University of St Andrews in Scotland, who wasn't involved in the study, thinks that while the crows' behaviour in this experiment is “truly remarkable”, it is too early to make claims about analogical reasoning, because wild crows tend to use tools to explore their environment.

“We can't rule out that they have done similar tasks before in the wild,” she says. More experiments are needed to show how the crows are reasoning, she says.

Nathan Emery from the University of Cambridge, UK, however, who recently found evidence for analogical reasoning in the food-hiding behaviour of closely related birds, says the crows probably use similar cognitive skills. “This study shows their ability to plan a few steps ahead and demonstrates another striking convergence between crow and ape intellectual abilities,” he says.

• 16 August 2007
• NewScientist.com news service
• Nora Schultz

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"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."

I DON'T KNOW WHY ?

1.Why our leaders say Hindi is our National Language and put their children in
    English Medium schools?
2.Why it is called Life Insurance?
3.Why some Private schools are called Public Schools ?
4.Why a Muslim/Christian cannot adopt a child in India?
5.Why torn currency notes loose value?
6.Why second Saturday is a holiday?

BRAZILLION

GLASNOST

Mr.G the Genius Gadha

"An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot" - Rich Julius

1. One day Mr. G seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well before taking a tonic.B'cos in the tonic bottle it's written as "Shake well before use" !!!

2. One night Mr. G was searching something under a streetlight.His friend came and asked "Hey G what are you doing here ... ?"Mr. G : "I lost my ring"His friend : "Exactly where you lost ?"Mr. G: "Near the corner of next street "His friend : "Then why you are searching here ... go and search there "Mr. G : "Ya. That's right. But there's no street light in that street. So, how can I search in the dark ? That's why I'm searching here !!!"

3. One day Mr.G's little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.G what to write in the "Mother Tongue:...." field.Mr.G simply said 'write approximately 6 cm' .

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