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"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."

I DON'T KNOW WHY ?

1.Why our leaders say Hindi is our National Language and put their children in
    English Medium schools?
2.Why it is called Life Insurance?
3.Why some Private schools are called Public Schools ?
4.Why a Muslim/Christian cannot adopt a child in India?
5.Why torn currency notes loose value?
6.Why second Saturday is a holiday?

BRAZILLION

GLASNOST

Mr.G the Genius Gadha

"An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot" - Rich Julius

1. One day Mr. G seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well before taking a tonic.B'cos in the tonic bottle it's written as "Shake well before use" !!!

2. One night Mr. G was searching something under a streetlight.His friend came and asked "Hey G what are you doing here ... ?"Mr. G : "I lost my ring"His friend : "Exactly where you lost ?"Mr. G: "Near the corner of next street "His friend : "Then why you are searching here ... go and search there "Mr. G : "Ya. That's right. But there's no street light in that street. So, how can I search in the dark ? That's why I'm searching here !!!"

3. One day Mr.G's little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.G what to write in the "Mother Tongue:...." field.Mr.G simply said 'write approximately 6 cm' .

Now I hope you understood who is Mr.G ...!click here:http://sikkimpendamview.blogspot.com/

HELL

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad >that>>the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..."

LICE-CONTROL

Humosapien! Aping!

PENCIL POWER(A JOKE)

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

BARBERSHOP

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your Daddy's forgotten all about you.""That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

COMMUNICATION DISEASE

Some researchers say, mobile phones emit harmful radiation which may affect our health.I noticed ,these signals easily penetrate inside a ship or train(built by thick iron sheets) where no other radio waves reach.If this coninues then doctors will need to know our mobile brands and the model number to understand the level of radiation for further treatment.

WATER WORLD

Its bizzare, the price of water is more than milk in some parts of India.I paid 12 Rs. for one litre bottled water and paid only 10 Rs. for a ltr. of Milk. Bharat mein dhoodh ki nadhiyan behathi thi/hai !

Did You Brushed?

Different angle!

Its free free world

English trouble!

The thirsty CROW

New age crow!

SOME ORIGINAL CARTOONS

Here I am posting some original cartoons .Enjoy and comment.