Thursday, December 31, 2009

Fishtory !!!


The sailors(ancient)great story tellers ,who visited the foreign lands ...mixed imagination and facts and disbursed saline cocktails to the ignorant.Mermaids are among them, deprived of their biological needs they fancied about mermaids and passed on the stories to others.Some talented craftsmen even done posthumous plastic surgery to the monkey bodies stitching fish tails and dried it to present it later to unsuspecting influentials in foreign lands for favours.Some wrote and some applied their imagination.
A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Exam

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

AJIT NINAN


Friday, August 28, 2009

Saturday, August 15, 2009

SWINE FLU

Friday, July 10, 2009

THE LICE STORY !!!!


A famous 1935 book called Rats, Lice and History, by bacteriologist Hans Zinsser, expounds on the “intimate role” that lice played in the social life of the human race until well into the 19th century. “It was not so long ago, indeed, that its prevalence extended to the highest orders of society, and was accepted as an inevitable part of existence like baptism, or the smallpox,” he writes.

Some cultures even incorporated the parasite into their traditions, according to Zinsser. The Aztec people collected lice from their bodies in small bags and laid them at the feet of their king. Native people of Northern Siberia threw lice on a visitor in a traditional declaration of love. Zinsser explains this as “a sort of ‘My louse is thy louse’ ceremony.” A Swedish town in the Middle Ages elected a mayor by placing a louse in the middle of a table of eligible candidates, and “The one into whose beard the louse first adventured was the mayor for the ensuing year.”

Later, some Europeans took to shaving their heads and wearing a wig in an effort to deter lice, but the wigs themselves were often full of nits. Nitpicking was a way of life; educated children, however, were taught that it was “improper to take lice or fleas or other vermin by the neck to kill them in company, except in the most intimate circles,” according to Zinsser.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

India's humour factory


A sardar went to a bank to open an account. After looking at the form, he travelled to Delhi to fill it up. Do you know why? The form says, "Fill in capital". 

A sardar photographer focusing on a dead body's face at a funeral is suddenly beaten up by the relatives of the dead man. Why? He had said, "Smile please."

A sardar was filling up the application for a job, and was not sure as to what to fill in the column 'salary expected'. After much thought, he wrote "Yes".

A man asked a sardar why Manmohan Singh walked in the evening and not in the morning. The sardarji replied, "Manmohan is PM and not AM."

A dog was chasing a sardar, but he continued smiling. A bystander asked him why. The sardar replied, "I have an Airtel connection, but still Hutch network is following me."

A teacher told all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one sardar. He wrote, "Due to rain, no match."